My Recap of the 2015 Golden Globes' Festivities, Sort Of: So here's today. First, an overuse of the word "So." Went "jogging"/running/hiking/walking" in the Arroyo due to too many cupcakes from freaking @BryanMMoore's green room smorgasborg for the #Access @AccessHollywood #GoldenGlobes coverage at NBC. Was talking in hashtags all night, so have decided to continue […]
Category: Marley’s Rants
Where do you get your inspiration?
Where do you get your inspiration? From Anne Taintor, evidently. And why this photo? (Answer buried in post.) I'm asked that ALL the time and it's probably a VERY gracious way of people asking what's happening in my head and is everything ok? It might bubble up because I'm so curious about everyone else's […]
Why I Hate This Time of Year (and if you don't, please call me.)
This is a whiny, wimpy shout out to every beleaguered, overburdened, under caffeinated (and then extremely over caffeinated) mother, wife and significant other with similar annoying, albeit EXTREMELY first world problems like mine. Somehow I woke up and it's September and I feel like I got on a gentle looking camel who abruptly rocketshipped himself […]
Doesn’t this remind you of my whole hair situation?
My bff, Adrienne, from Seeking Sitters sent me this hysterical video after she heard about the hair crisis I experienced a few weeks ago and blogged about. I think I should’ve dubbed the whole thing “Scissorgate.” Let me know what you think of the video and thanks Adrienne for the great laugh! xo M P.S. […]
The Bad Hair Day Update
I think it’s important to note that after my week of feeling like The Donald or some kind of wretched prom queen with her hair left over from the ’80s, I have rectified the situation. In fact, when I recounted the situation to my hairdresser he became unleashed. His eyes were as big as mine. […]
Ask and you shall receive – The Haircut!
By popular demand, here’s a photo of the hair!! Sorry for the exposure and red-eye but it does give you an idea of the ‘do. Just so you know, I’m going to my hairdresser tomorrow to sort the whole thing out!! If you missed the original rant, you can catch up here!
What Exactly Is A Bad Hair Day?
Really I am forced to share this because it is so strange I think I’m still dumbstruck. I am going to disguise a few of the details so as not to insult my hosts but this entire thing is 100% true. Last weekend I was in San Francisco on a panel for an amazing event […]
De-Mothing: A Two Part Investigation
Lately I’ve been exposing a little more of myself than I’d like to. Not in the gratuitous boobage kind of way, since I do like to run family-friendly companies, but in a teeny tiny annoying type of situation. I have moths. Typing this feels like the title of this blog should be: Got Moths? Evidently […]
All I Need Me is a Porch
As a lot of you know I recently went to a family reunion in Ohio. This was trying for many reasons. The reasons include but are not limited to the following: * I get very confused as to where Ohio is and think it’s like a 2-hour flight, thus I get antsy when I forget […]
The Lazyman’s Blog
Enough of the color, here’s my lazy man’s blog. Sorry but I’m beat. The latest… Today my Mom blew up my phone (we have a huge installation going at the Hollywood Bowl so you can imagine this was perfect timing) to tell me that she had a top that needed a little sizzle. The answer? […]